"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - well, that was until Connor's dad got a once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity and the family was forced to relocate to New York. At age sixteen, Georgie's life is totally different - her main goal being to keep her head down and escape the brutalities of high school with as little emotional scarring as possible. Balancing school, work and her dwindling social life is enough of a challenge, but it's about to get a bit more complicated when her conceited ex-best friend gets thrown into the mix. Maybe friendship should come with an instruction booklet.

Sadie's secretly in love with her best friend Connor. When the lights go off at a party, she kisses him in the dark. The next day, Connor enlists her help to find his mystery kisser. Sadie is stuck in the middle, will she ever be able to tell him how she feels?

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

What would you do when your favorite fictional character came to life, standing right infront of you? Of course, as fans of today's fictional youth, we'd be screaming to death at their sudden, magical, and mysterious presence. But of course, it would be all just a dream-- not until Queen Elsa and the legendary Jack Frost made their way to teleport from their movies to our own world this 21st century, without consciences. The predicted result of this extraordinary event to happen in history? Of course, a whole lot of mayhem, being chased by fangirls and fanboys and the media, broadcasting news all over the world; curiousness, confusion and a whole more questions; lies, love and sacrifice. How may they get back to their own lives, escaping the world that binds the two of them? How will they find love in this cruel world? A Jelsa FanFiction / Novel that will freeze your mind in eternal wonder and bring you to reality. Book started 12/06/14 Entering the #Wattys2014 Award.

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