⁑⁑⁑ EDITING AS OF MARCH 2019 ⁑⁑⁑ [Winner in the 2012 Watty Awards for Undiscovered Gems]: ★ Read at your own risk. There are major grammar issues, plot holes and probably some really annoying stuff in this book. If you want to read a story written when I was 12, then please proceed. Major editing in process. ★ Eighteen year old Victoria Green has been spending her life trying to mend everyone else's broken pieces back together - but what happens when they begin not to fit? A cheating , absent father with a much younger mistress, a distraught mother who cannot possibly take care of her emotionally damaged self and an unfamiliar new city is more than broken, it's a freaking disaster. A spur-of-the moment decision to pack up and move halfway across England to the small, quaint town of Doncaster in seek of a new life does nothing to piece back together the broken Green household. In an attempt to escape the Hell of her reality, Victoria begins to live vicariously through the older instant messaging website AIM. I mean, no one goes on that thing anymore, right? Wrong. When she meets someone under the name Singingforlife24, she begins to develop dangerous and unsolicited feelings for the person behind the strange, yet soothing username. Conversations that lasted a few short messages turns into an everyday occurrence and before she knows it, Victoria is falling hard for the stranger behind the username. Meeting the town's a**hole wasn't in her plans - nothing was. But as they always say - there's a thin line between love and hatred (of a jerk, that is). He Wasn't a Jerk Series (MUST be read in order): #1: He Wasn't a Jerk Online #2: He Wasn't a Jerk Before #3: He Wasn't a Jerk After All #4: He Wasn't a Jerk In The End

It was the night my parents had kicked me out, I was furious, not only were they believing rumours but were also making me live out on the streets, but that wasn't the worst of it, my so-called 'friends' that said they would stick by me no matter what, left me as soon as they found out I was kicked out.  Some friends huh?  Anyway that night I decided I had to go and release my anger and frustrations but decided to experiment, I went to the local club called 'Bounce' and there I had a few drinks … ok maybe more than a few.  But what can I say I was angry, upset and had no where to turn to.  Anyway, as you kind of suspected I got picked up by some random guy and I decided what the hell I got nothing going for me, I deserve a one night stand.  But what I didn't know is that it would lead to something so much bigger than just that. I don’t really remember the full details but I kind of figured out what happened when I woke up NAKED I might add next to Louis Tomlinson, yep you read right THE Louis Tomlinson, 1/5 of One Direction.  The Carrot King. I left that morning as you normally do for one night stands, but where am I now you might ask? Well I am now on a plane on my way to London, going to try and track down Louis Tomlinson himself, after I found out the most shocking news of my life. I am pregnant with Louis Tomlinson's child

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