♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Just a bunch of random crap I wrote cause I was bored...enjoy!!! :) Ps: this is my first crack!fic so NO FLAMES PLEASE!! thanks! If you think the jokes are stupid, IM SORRY!! I'm just a lonely person trying to be funny. :( Doctor who isn't mine. If it was,The Doctor would be dating The Master ;)

Nikki Star was an orphan, taken from foster home to foster home, when on her 15th birthday, she realized that she had the power to control fire. She's taken to a different school- for superheros- where she is trained to control her powers. Soon after she gets there, they need her help to stop an evil mastermind... and save the world.

swiggity sway- wait, they're still gay? sequal to "Shit Storm"

This is stuff I think is funny, intersting, or something i feel very strongly about. Please don't take offence. I'm not a mean person. If any thing does offend you, tell me, I'll change it. Some things may be mispelled and will be fix as soon as Lindy reads it!! Please read, you should laugh, and if you like/love JB skip to the 2nd chapter. Anyways please read, Thanks either way!!!!!! Thanks to: -KatieElizabethGrace, ChildOfWisdom, AthenaGray15, AdventurousOceans26, and GoddessOfTheDarkflame, all on FanFiction.net. - My crazy friends (you know who you are) -Some peoples on here( you also know.who you are) -A few apps i have -Jokideo.com