"you are soooo cute" "m'not cute" the one where niall is cuter than a baby kitten sneezing and zayn loves it cover made by @ziallslovechild

"Romeo, oh Romeo, where are though Romeo?" "Buried 10 inches deep in your-" "Cut! Zayn, that's not your line!" Or the AU where Zayn and Niall play characters that are supposed to be in love, but they would have never found themselves falling in love themselves.

"why do you wear a paper bag over your head?" "please don't talk to me I have the confidence of a chicken nugget..." Or the AU where Zayn is a drug lord and Niall hides his face. *don't worry it's not angst it's comedy ;)* (Sometimes it's lower case, sometimes I actually have time to edit)

boyxboy "whatever my baby wants, he gets." "are you even old enough to drive?" or the au where niall is a major sugar baby, but zayn isn't a major sugar daddy. the only twist; niall is zayn's foreign language teacher.

"I just want to be your daddy." "Sorry I don't speak bullshit." or the au where Niall is innocent but he isn't stupid and Zayn just wants a slice of his cake.

Niall was dating Harry. But unfortunately Harry wasn't the most faithful. As for Niall though. Niall was faithful and catered to Harry's every wish. But Niall was tired. Tired as tired could be and so he did it. Harry had his last chance and he blew it. He met this guy. His name was Zayn. And the rest...... Well the rest is history. _____________________________________________________________________________________________**************** I'm not good at the overview but I promise it's better.

fem!niall I watched the screen and I felt Zayn put his hand on my knee. I turned to him and smiled but waited till the movie changed scenes. His hand moved its way up to my thigh. "Okay." I said picking up his hand and putting it on his lap. I pulled my skirt down a bit and checked the wifi because the movie start buffering. I felt Zayn's hand creep up my skirt and I slapped it away. "What are you doing?" I asked him shocked. "Netflix." He said biting his lip pointing to the screen. "And chill." He said looking at me before pushing his hand up my skirt again and leaning closer to me.