"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

➳ [a.i.] // he's dangerous, she just doesn't know it.

The television show 'Naked and Afraid' is known for many things. It is known for throwing its contestants into the most exotic and dangerous locations in the world, for its ability to test its contestants survival skills to the max, and for scaring the contestants shitless, but it is NOT known for having its contestants fall in love. When Noelle and Ashton are paired as partners on the show, neither one of them expects anything that goes down during their time in the wild. That's the thing about entering the world of 'Naked and Afraid', it's all full of surprises. ======== cover by @nialovelis

"You're now one of us love. How does it feel?" "I feel the sudden urge to pee my pants." Within which, a girl named Elizabeth finds love, adventure and heartbreak. Inspired by the Atl song/vid "kids in the dark"

"7:15, that's our time."

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

@ridingash : yo daddy how long's ya dick @Ashton5SOS : longer than you think ;)

alright, students. your final project is due a month from today. i'd like you to take a picture of the most beautiful thing you can find.

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"