"There were three things I knew at the given moment: One, I was alive. Two, I was hurt, though I didn't fully asses the severity of my wounds. Three, I was going to kill John Murphy." It has been 97 years since we turned on each other. 97 years since the nuclear war. 97 years until we found our unity. Ophelia is the daughter of a liberal arts major and an astrophysicist. She was bright, and charming. She had it all going for her, a career in biochemistry, degrees, even jobs in the agriculture branch in the ark. And it all came crashing down with one drug run. Now, she and 99 other criminals- including the narcissistic and rude John Murphy- that were too young to be carelessly murdered have been dropped on to a radiation-fried planet as lab rats in order to save humanity.

Basically I had like 58975 ideas, and I couldn't put them all into one story, and I couldn't make that many WHOLE stories. So here, have some John Murphy stories. *Please note that some are HELLA short, and some are hella long.