Bob Duncan has been a naughty boi and Shrek will not have it

A story that started out as a parody, but then the drugs kicked in and now I see everything.

Bob Duncan is breaking into homes for one reason, and he needs to be stopped.

You love Jack but when he turns into JackSHREKticeye shit goes down Thank you Robert for Shrek and my life And these chapter are going to be short

A bunch of crack fics about Dan howell and Phil lester.

Basically, I end up killing myself to gain the affection and attention from Izzy Humair, the most attractive human of all time

The one thing Phil cares about more than his precious plants, is his even more precious boyfriend: Dan. My first phanfic on here!! I hope you enjoy!!!! ^_^ <3

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have decided to write a story that me and my friend came up with. :333 **CONTAINS YURI** ALSO WARNING: I DO NOT OWN THE COVER JUST SO YOU KNOW