Please don't judge all of my fics by the quality of this one, I know it sucks, but I wrote it as a joke and by request. Please enjoy :D

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Josh accidentally meets Tyler over kik and soon, things start to unfold. » accomplishments: #1 on the joshler tag #2 on the twentyonepilots tag 1 MILLION READS!! [contains mpreg] [I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 14 SO IT'S VERY CRINGE WORTHY AND IM REALLY SORRY]

My name is Dan. Not Danielle. I'm a 16 year old boy. I'm not a girl. I'm Dan. - [copyright ary asylum 2015] [any art used is mine unless otherwise stated]

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

What if you could hear them? The thoughts they deigned not reasonable enough to say out loud, the things not suitable for even a giggly teenage gossip conversation. Would it be a blessing or a curse? Troye, the unlucky teenager bestowed with this 'gift', thinks of it as a curse, with good reason. Do you know how hard it is to keep a relationship with someone when you know exactly what they think of you? Impossible. It's impossible. Or at least that's what Troye thinks, considering he's given up on even trying to make it work. He's different, people shun different. People hate different. And it's better to go under the radar, to be nothing, than to be hated. Right? Tyler, on the other hand, has taken a different approach to a similar problem. No, he can't 'read minds', but he does have a part of himself he doesn't want a soul to know about. He's quarterback, every girl's dream guy, an academic mastermind, and he's also gay. He's seen how different kids get treated, hell, he's been the one to treat them that way before. Why on Earth would he ever wish that on himself? No, it's easier to hide, to be someone you're not, than to be hated. Right?

In which Dan and Phil meet at a Christmas party, get very drunk and discover that neither of them have kissed anyone before. Phan, Kickthestickz, fluff, and Christmas - this fic was written for the super lovely harrypottergleek97 as part of the Youtube Christmas Fic Exchange run by the ever glorious potatoes-are-not-for-sex (all on ffn) and is about the most typical and cliched fanfic i've ever written because hey it's christmas and everyone loves to indulge in a bit of crap over the holidays.

"hey, asl?" [highest rank: #26]

Summary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single alpha in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an omega. Castiel is the most arrogant and irresistible alpha Dean has ever met, and virginal to boot. Dean is the most rebellious and flirtatious omega Castiel has ever come across. Also the most beautiful and difficult to propose to. Will Dean and Cas ever get their act together? Will Sam and Gabriel or Hannah and Charlie beat them to it? This is a Destiel Pride and Prejudice Knotting AU.