A mixture of conversations between Dan and Phil by texts. Enjoy.

Pete Wentz wants to be am English teacher. But when you're in college about to major in the subject, they have you sit in on a class. Pete wants to teach sophomore English. He's about to go sit in on a class for two months. In the course of those two months, he meets a boy by the name of Patrick who, unlike his classmates, is really sweet, funny, caring and... who is he kidding. Patrick's fifteen and a half and he's barley 20. Already illegal there. And way out of his league, right? Wow... this is gonna be a Lesson Taught in The Worst Kind of Way!

"I like cops, I think they're cute."

Pete wanted anything and everything Dr. Stump had to offer, which he knew was more than just medical help.

Shut up. Leave me alone. I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. Go away! Never!