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Falling For The Cupcake Boy (Still Baking;) by betzydc
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Elliott Bane is the bad boy of our school. You know, the typical badass type. He has smooth brown hair, wears leather jackets, and drives a Harley Davidson motorcycle. He's the most popular in the students' eyes, the hottest in the girls' eyes, the worst in the teachers' eyes, and the number one enemy in the guys' eyes. You won't see him talking to people who he thinks aren't worthy of him, and that's more than half of our school population. So my question is, what is mister badass doing here, standing next to me behind the counter in a small bakery, frosting cupcakes while wearing a pink apron? I guess, we're about to find out. ----------------------- Copyright ©2014, Betzydc All Rights Reserved.
Accidentally Aspen by betzydc
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Collision - (noun) an instance of one moving object or person striking violently against each other. It all began with a collision. Not a violent one, though. It was more like a domino falling on top of another, setting off a trail of events that were absolutely inevitable, allowing gravity to work its magic and make the fall. But before the domino trail showed effect, however, a push down on hard New York pavement and a cup of coffee to the head had to happen to Aspen Lane. With that, the bad luck just kept showing up...together with a weird boy who had the same streak of unfortunate events plaguing him. This is where Aspen Andrews comes into the picture. He never did a bad thing in his life (at least, that's what he thinks), yet the moment he accidentally shoved an innocent girl over the sidewalk, life just went downhill. This mystery girl, who coincidentally was also named Aspen (their moms just had to take the same page out of the baby book, hadn't they?), always found a way to barge into his life and leave her mark as if taking revenge for that one snowy day when their worlds became inexplicably interlaced. A day not going by without them running into each other one way or another, chance proves that it might have never been a case of bad luck in the long run. Whoever said cups of coffee, melted snowmen, crying cashiers, missed interviews, and trips to the hospital were a terrible thing? Besides, it's Christmas season in New York. Miracles are bound to happen...right?
The Starbucks Hotline by extrachipper
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❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]
Falling for the Seat Filler by steffy_t
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Seat filler Lincoln Parker never expected to accidentally fall on one knee in front of world-famous superstar Emily Margot. Now, with his face on the cover of every tabloid, he has to pretend to be her lover-and keep hidden his real, growing feelings as their time together starts to run out. ***** When 23-year-old Lincoln Parker accidentally trips over famous actress Emily Margot, he never imagines that she would ask him to be her pretend fiancé until the scandal-of being caught supposedly proposing to her-blows over in the media. Because he's a relative nobody; just an army medic on leave, moonlighting at award shows as a seat filler. But with his name on the dotted line of their contract, he has to find a way to survive in her Hollywood bubble and also bury his growing anxiety, especially as his leave from the army runs out. Can their budding relationship withstand the distance? Is their love built to last? [ General fiction #2 chick lit #4 ] [Wattys 2015 Winner - HQ Love) [word count: 60,000-70,000 words] Cover designed by Lucas Fisher Sequel: The Game Changer
Get Your Heart in the Game (Kuroko no Basket) by youarehere
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A collection of Kuroko no Basket one-shots! ✿ Various characters x Reader ✿ What ifs/scenarios ✿ Any other random stories I think of Requests closed. ♬Title inspired by the HSM song LOL
Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction) by youarehere
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A collection of Facebook conversations between the characters of Kuroko no Basuke! Join this bunch of dorky basketball players as they talk about the most random things on Earth- from babies to Teletubbies to... well, anything. > DO NOT steal or use any part of my work without my permission <
They Can't Know I'm a Girl (OLD VERSION, not finished) by inkiro
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Sixteen year old Dakota Stanley faces a challenge as she makes the decision to transfer to a prestigious, all boys academy. Having to attend school with boys is one thing, but being with them 24/7 and sharing a room with one is another- and the poor girl barely knows how to act like a guy! Can she survive two whole, embarrassing school years with nothing but boys surrounding her? Can she keep her true identity a secret from Seth, a total hottie that is out to make her life miserable? ***This is an old version that is not finished. Currently this story is being rewritten in a new style with some changes to the plot and characters. Thank you for your patience <3***