From the most cruel of ways to the most dumb. All amazing ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan! Read if you want the step-by-step guide book to being kicked out of ThunderClan!

Welcome! This is a big book full of Warrior Cat Spoofs!! It contains laughs, giggles, and a bunch of DEATH. So if you do possibly want to read this, bring a weapon! ~~~ IF YOU STEAL ANY OF THESE I WILL FIND YOU AND TIGERSTAR WILL EAT YOU.

Basically 25 Warrior cat flaws. DUH. !!SPOILER ALERT!! *cue the dramatic firealarm...wait, what?* Hey, you there. No, not you. Yes you. Read this book, okay? (This book is completed, so please stop sending me private messages with suggestions. Cuz it's getting rather annoying)

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

All the last words of the Warrior cats! Just put in a request on the Request chapter if you want to know what your Warrior's last words were! Shoutout to MysteriousCurl for *inspiring* me to do this.

saw a bunch of these so I thought why not!

Ever wondered what Clan you would like to be in? What your name would be after you finished your apprenticing? Well this back has it all! (Or hopefully anyways...) Who of the three would you be? Which leader was your favourite? Read the book and find out! ^-^ ~Crystal~

The doctor has a daughter. And this time he's making sure that she is safe... This time. After she regenerated he is going to make sure that she is in no harm but something is stalking her and it is not cute and cuddly

Okay...these are not exactly in 'phone text' format, but you get the point. XD DISCLAIMER: I do not own Ninjago or any related characters.

A huge collection of Warrior Cat Quotes, straight from the Erins. I've picked out some of the most beautiful, poetic, sassy, funny, and iconic lines in the Warriors series. Enjoy! ~~ The LARGEST and most CURATED collection of Warriors quotes on Wattpad! ~~ Please don't fight in the comments, I mean, c'mon! I'll have to start comment-controlling. Random #42 -- August 12, 2015