So, there's gonna be: 2p! Italy 2p!America 2p!England 2p!Canada 2p!Romano 2p!Spain 2p!China

I don't know why

Hi! I'm Dan. I'm a female-to-male teen who has a lot of struggles in life, just like many other people do. I'm here to voice my opinion and share my feelings and give regular updates on my life! Don't be afraid to message me about any issues you may have, or if you just wanna talk. I'm always here for anyone in need! Thanks for reading.

"Get a hold of yourselves everyone! Let's start the bidding!" the lady emcee said flashing her white teeth. "Let's start with $5!" The crowd roared to laughter. How dare her! I am not that cheap! Even though I can't play the piano or any instruments! When the laughter eased down, a guy in a black tuxedo and green tie raised his number. I can't help but think of naughty things when I saw his number. Number 69. His hair was blonde and even though from afar I can see his emerald eyes and he has broad shoulders. There is definitely a well-toned body behind that expensive suit, there's no doubt about that. His legs were crossed and his arm was leaning on the back of the chair while the other was raising the number, "I'm going to buy her for a million dollars." he said very casually. Everyone gasped, wide-eyed, shocked including me. Then suddenly it hit me. think I know this guy but I can't put my finger on it. I think I've seen him before. "Going once? Going twice?" He was the only one speaking and there was silence and I can hear crickets. It's so awkward in here. "If that's the case she is sold to me.." a paused. "Prince Kleighton Morris of England." I gulped. I just got sold. Someone bought me. Not just someone. Now I know who he is that's why he looks so familiar. A royalty bought me. The Prince Bought Me. I gazed at him and he was smirking at me.

This is a book of perverted jokes So read at your risk of you innocent people. While we have those people with Sexy imaginations ;)

A homophobe Russian and a bisexual American happen to be roommates as they form a sort of bromance. Or does it end up as actual romance? [Hetalia Fanfic. Human! AU] [Hetalia belongs to the almighty Hidekaz Himaruya, the story and art belongs to me!] [Love is Love, Folks! ❤️]

Find out which is your Zodiac, it's nature, and if it is great on certain subjects!(some things my be dirty) also I might add some more info on signs in the sections over time. Highest ranking: #279 In Random #289 In Random #648 in Random

Only update when feeling upset. Some may understand or even relate, some may not.

In this book I'll be defining dirty and suggestive words and their definitions to educate and ruin the innocence of wattpad readers who dare read this book (though if you already know the definitions then why are you here?). Also I don't recommend that eleven year olds and under read this book. But ya know, I'm not gonna tell you what to do. Yup, that's all I have to say, so read if you want. Oh and also, a lot of the ones that don't come from my brain, will be taken from Urban Dictionary, because it's hilarious and it makes me laugh every time I read a definition. -Angel/LemonScentedRolePlay

Here are lots of ways to annoy people in different places!!! Please Vote, Comment on what you think and your ideas to improve, and please add to your library. It will be updated soon!!!! And don't worry, if you give in an idea, I won't take the credit. I will say that it was your idea!!!!!