stereotypes/dumb fanfic moments (READ FIRST CHAPTER) highest rank: #31 in random

"Hey, are you coming to the show this time mum?" "I doubt that since I don't have a kid and I don't know who you are." // in which Luke accidentally texts a fan thinking it was his mums number. // Book 2 in the Social Media Series.

Have you ever received a random text message from the wrong number? Well Violet did, and she got it from the one and only Michael Clifford. Life goes on with all these twists, and multiple ups and downs. But it all depends on how you handle them. Please do not copy my story, thank you.

toxicmalxm 'Knock, knock' "who is this?" 'You're supposed to say, who's there. Now let's try it again. Knock, knock.' "How did you get my number?" 'You're really bad at this'

"You're hot." "Stop pretending to be Calum." // in which calum decides to comment on a fans photos on his other account. // Book four in the Social Media series.

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so creds to her!) ❤️

"Do you know what happens to bad girls?" "Yes, Daddy." warning: this book has freaky shit *lower case intended*

what 5sos songs really mean // all creds to @songsrlymean on twitter and my mind

''dude my mum just asked me to buy some tampons for her what do i do'' ''i'm sorry who is this?'' lowercase intended +under construction+ warning: this is a very shitty book with a shitty rushed ending xxxxx

@ridingash : yo daddy how long's ya dick @Ashton5SOS : longer than you think ;)