Louis Tomlinson is a struggling, out of job actor who finally lands a possibly career changing role-- playing the boy-next-door boyfriend of a famous tv show's main playboy character for the whole season. The problem? Louis is straighter than a pole. But as showbiz is a tough business and this might just be his big break, he's going to have to suck it up and learn how to act gay.

"Well, they do say that the most innocent ones are the kinkiest." Or the one where texting the wrong person was one of the best and the worst mistakes Liam Payne made.

"Get out of my way you stupid skyscraper!" "Huh, what was that? Can't hear you from all the way down there." Or, the one where the awkwardly adorable new exhange student from Australia makes the sassy, loud-mouthed and confident Drama club president a flustered mess. [1D/5SOS boyxboy fanfiction]

"He probably knows it, but how I wish I could tell him. Tell him how happy he makes me, just with a small smile." Or, the one where a shy, introverted deaf boy living in a boy's hostel falls in love with the new heart-throb art teacher slash volunteer and his smile; who is fascinated by the blue eyed boy but sadly the small boy doesn't believe it. (Deaf&Mute!Niall) Graphics: @stylesobbing [2nd place in the Bromance awards 2014- Ziall category] © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake

"So baby... how about that good time you promised?" "For the last fucking time you horny pervert, I'm not a phone hooker!" "Oh? So humor me then. Why did I find your phone number written in the local phone booth, with the label 'Asian Persuasion: Call me, for a guaranteed good time'?" "Fuck my life." "How about I fuck you instead?" Or, the one where a prank gone wrong was one of the best and the worst things that happened in Zayn Malik's so called mediocre life.

A place where I'll jot down all the weird fanfic ideas that pop into my mind.

❝Don't look back, live your life. Even it's only for tonight.❞ Harry Styles -- famous model and troublemaker -- has a new personal bodyguard who doesn't know how to have fun. Liam Payne -- professional bodyguard -- has a client who he gladly wants to throttle (only on the third day) rather than to protect from unstable fangirls. And, when these two get together (for business reasons of course, damn it)... well, you do the math. Lirry spin-off of Assassin After My Heart. Winner of the Bromance Awards 2015 - Lirry category Graphics: @zenmilk © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake

Liam Payne is just your average fire-fighter. Strictly devoted to his job and loves it. His life is busy... but eh. He loves not having distractions. But maybe girls setting their kitchens on fire just so the sexy fireman can arrive and put out 'their' fire... yeah, that's not so average. Now comes in Zayn Malik. He's your typical peeping tom, the typical loner, perverted guy, who you never ever want to be neighbours with. Ever. And when Zayn, during one of his usual afternoons (that consisted of casually stalking- er- observing his sexy curly-haired neighbour from the crack of his curtain) notices said neighbour's house catch on fire, he's a bit shaken, naturally. But oh boy, that shake was nothing. 'Cos when Zayn lays his eyes on the sinfully sexy fireman that gracefully jumps out of the red fire truck, amidst the chaos, his arm muscles rippling, and the sturdy white hose grasped tightly in his strong and agile hands... yeah. Zayn simply can't help but eye-rape the hand-crafted masterpiece of God. Zayn is literally shaken, and not in the bad way. And now... why the fuck is he having morbid thoughts of setting his house, and especially himself, on fire? (Mainly Ziam, with slight Narry/Nouis.) (Highest Ranking: Humor #56 and FanFiction #124 on 23 Feb 14) © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake