"D-do you want to be my friend?" "Can't you fucking see that all I want to do is eat you?"

"What is it that you seek from me?" "Perfection."

"You look so dead." "Well you did find me on Tumblr."

"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"

We're straight, we swear! Yoongi and Jimin are rising BL actors and to increase their popularity they decide to provide Fan Service 24/7. How hard can it be to pretend to be in love? Translated in French by @Uripotato_Trad Translated in Spanish by @FabiCan Start ~12/08/19 End~ 26/05/20

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

[yoonmin] ❝ i needed some magic in my life and you are exactly what i've been looking for ❞ in which a boy is mesmerized by the place that is the magic shop. i n f o ↳ lowercase intended

Park Jimin is your average High Schooler. Quiet, kind and popular. But he has a secret he will do anything to keep. Until a certain teacher comes along. Min Yoongi is the new english teacher and he is very kind. But when a student starts to miss assignments and classes, he takes matters into his own hands. What he finds is more than he bargained for.

From which point was his decision a mistake? Jimin looked back at everything that had happened. Was it the visit to the bar? The call? The pursue? Was it when he decided he had fallen in love?

Yoongi has one friend and absolutely no interest in making any others. Insisting that Namjoon is all he needs, he spends his days hiding peacefully in his friend's shadow, never daring to venture outside his comfort zone because he deems it unnecessary. But on the first day of their senior year, Namjoon catches a cold bad enough to keep him bedridden, and Yoongi is forced to face his nightmare, the hectic battlefield of school, alone for the first time in years. It's there he meets Jimin, an angelic boy who somehow manages to force his way kindly into Yoongi's secluded life, and to the latter's utter shock, it turns out to be not such a bad thing. (minor taekook and namjin,,)