The worsts moments in any (cliche or so) Percy Jackson fanfiction. ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!! Inspired by all the rest :)

(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not mine unless further indicated*

What if the gods argue so much that the minor gods get fed up with them? Once the gods get changed, what will happen to them when they get put in Goode High?! Pothena because I all of a sudden love them together :) All rights go to Rick Riordan

"So my mom Demeter is kidnapped by the goddess of gossip?" "...You could say that but the proper term is-" "Oh Annabeth let the poor girl revel in her glory" "Uh guys..." --- Tania Wells was just your average demigod: unnoticed by most and certainly not wanting the life given to her until one day. One night actually when Tania receives a dream from Demeter, her oh-so-lovely mother who just so happened to get herself kidnapped by Pheme the goddess of gossip. Tania finds herself whisked away on a journey with her sister and Grover the satyr not knowing the first thing about quests or defending herself against monsters and who-knows-what. But why did Tania get chosen out of all her siblings and all of the perfectly capable demigods to save her mother who Tania still has resentment for? Follow Tania on her journey through secrets, lies and mysteries while finding out not only her own identity but the ones of those around her.

Can you relate to the things that define a Percy Jackson fan? Find out here! Note: this was written when i was 12 (with 12-year-old maturity) and in 2014, so this is very very outdated. read at your own risk.

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

THE FIRST BOOK OF PERCY JACKSON RANDOMNESS ON WATTPAD. (Not kidding. Damn copycats.) All things related to Percy Jackson. Pictures are either from the Internet, Pinterest, WeheartIt, Instagram, Tumblr, and etc. Posting ten pictures whenever I can. March 3, 2016 - #219 at Fanfiction

Basically jokes, puns, rants, and other stuff about Percy Jackson. If you have a Percy Jackson joke, please PM me Disclaimer: This book is for Percy Jackson fans only. If you aren't a Percy Jackson fan, then stop reading the dam book (it's a dam Percy Jackson thing, you wouldn't understand). I published this book a really long time ago so I no longer believe many of the things that I wrote. Read with caution and be prepared to cringe (a lot).

The story of Aqua Marine Blowfish Blue Crystal Waters.

Ever wondered what would have happened if the Romans had read The Titans Curse? Or if the seven read The Lightening Thief or maybe parts of The House of Hades? All of that is packed in here where the demigods react to the books and even parts of it! - NOW COMPLETE - DISCLAIMER FOR WHOLE BOOK: I DO NOT OWN THE PJO AND HOO SERIES, RICK RIORDAN DOES WARNING: CHARACTERS MAY APPEAR TO BE OOC BUT THIS IS JUST FOR HUMOUR. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.