"What does normal even mean? Sounds dangerous." Or the one where Calum's genderfluid and afraid of himself, Michael's demiromantic pansexual and really annoyed, Ashton's asexual and sassy, and Luke's gay and oblivious. And everyone loves Calum. ((Calum-centric ot4)) ((COVER ART BY LU AKA @coffeeshopluke))

in which luke rents michael to be his boyfriend for a month but michael is straight. [alternate universe] © mukecIemmings | 2k15

In which Calum works at a cotton candy stand at the fair and Michael just seems to love the pink fluff. Fem!Michael - ©methmuke2015

the one where two boys meet on a train in the city of chicago.

Ashton Irwin is a hot and famous celebrity that all the people love, look up to, or despise. He's cocky, selfish, and always puts himself before others. Despite his personality, he's pretty much wanted by everyone in the world. But when things escalate to the point that Ashton nearly gets kidnapped, his manager assigns a boy named Luke Hemmings to become Ashton's personal bodyguard, much to the star's reluctance and annoyance. Now Luke follows Ashton wherever he goes to make sure he's safe from any danger, but Ashton is determined to get rid of his bodyguard as soon as possible. WARNING: Grammar Errors, Smut Other pairing(s): Malum Cover: lukesflxwercrown Dom!Luke © 2014 iCheeseYou

"welcome to goodwill, how may i help you?" calum sighs. "im good, thank you." michael smiles and walks off. © volcainhoe. all rights reserved.

teenage!muke

"He didn't feel like Michael at that moment; he felt happy, he felt cared for, he felt lucky. He felt like he had everything he could want at that moment, everything he lacked in his marriage with Jane was now right in front of him. Michael had his something, and he wanted to never let go of it. Luke was his something."