This is a fan fiction of sorts, with a twist. Each chapter is different from each other, and they are all random events that happens to the Cullen's with a few mini stories within. They are sure to make you laugh.

Edward left Bella; the one person who was healing her pain, Jacob, shunned her. Bella is then turned into a vampire. Years later, she runs into the Cullens again, but can they accept each other? She has a new life and many secrets. (New Moon Alternate Universe)

When a little girl loses her mummy and carlisle takes a liking to her what will happen? Will they all love her and want to keep her Or will Carlisle be put on the 'Naughty step' and send the Little girl to the orthanage?

Bella is bitten by Victoria during the Eclipse battle. But when she wakes up she doesn't know who her heart belongs to. Will she stay with Edward or will her heart be captured by the doctors hands?

My name is Niki and this is my interpretation of what could have happened in Esme's life before Twilight and after Breaking dawn. Some of the content used has been sourced from Twilight lexicon. I own nothing, I am merely a fan continuing her love for the twilight saga!!!! All work, other than the twilight character names is (C) to Nicola Hopkins

The Cullens are back and they are coming back sexier than ever. For all you Twilght lovers here is a story about all your favorite couples. From Jasper&Alice to Rosalie&Emmett, to Bella&Edward, and finally Esme&Carlisle. Their is alot of drama in store for them even though they don't need it. It gets heated and somebody's life could be at risk....Find out on The Cullens!

While out hunting Edward and Bella come across a girls who is close to becoming a vampire, she has a gift and incredibale gift of giving vampire's a baby. All the members have one (girl wise) and they are super cute there are little cullens around the place but as they get older one of them will find a mate that will shock eveyone and one will find out a big secret! Copyright to JazzyWriterxxx ©

When you have nothing to live for except death itself, something that in a very short teime will take me, no thats not the word to describe it, death...well death will free me. So what happens if Carlisle finds his daughter he never knew existed. What happens when she is dying? Can Carlisle cure her? What will he do when the volturi take her? And what happens when she meets Alec? Well reading this blurb wont give you the answers, So what are you waiting for? Start reading now!