The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

''Sometimes being a false son, makes you a true person.'' I am Omega, the son of Chaos, the Commander of Chaos' army. I was given a mission, go to the planet earth, save the Olympians and demigods from Kronos and Geae. Simple, like every other mission I've done. I am going with my army, Alpha, Beta, Delta, Gamma, and Epsilon, the elite team. Yet my soldier's and I have a past on Earth, each one of us a were buried there, in betrayal and anger, and sadness. I like everyone else on my team was given a second chance. A second chance by Chaos. On Earth is my ex-girlfriend, who is probably making out with my step brother. There are my ex-best friends who are most likey going about their happy cheerful life, yet I doubt that. Its been five hundred years hence I lived on that dreadful planet, they must be dead. But I was wrong. One last thing you should probally know about me: My real name is Percy Jackson

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*********** DISCLAIMER I don't own PJO or HOO. I may or may not have found these on the internet *********** Art from www.PercyJacksonMovies.com (9/19/16) #37 in Random

Just a book of random Awkward Moments