Basically, Doctor Who characters and a TARDIS load of other crazy fandoms meet on an online chatroom, with catastrophic results. Involving dance parties. And sentient bananas. Question: What could possibly go wrong when you put Doctor Who in an online chatroom? Answer? Guys. Seriously. This is Doctor Who. To put it better, what COULDN'T go wrong? {I don't think it's necessary to mention that I didn't create Doctor Who or any of these other amazing and strange fandoms, but.. I just did mention it. Oh well.}

The utter most inner thoughts and feelings of one who has but no other way to express them and therefore without a pen a paper she very much may spontaneously combust in an explosion of secrets bottled up for far far too long. : )

Marlene was born into the Fangpyre tribe of dragons, a tribe that emphasizes violence, warfare, and the savage treatment of humans. When she turns 25, she chooses to leave the tribe and live on her own. That's when she meets Ethan, a nine year old boy who teaches Marlene how to read and write. But the Blood Seekers are chasing them, so Marlene and Ethan must evade the Blood Seekers and angry Fangpyres. From the author of Garage Band comes a fabulous tale of true friendship and DRAGON AWESOMENESS!

Sequel to Teenager posts. Don't die of too much laughter, I don't want to go to jail early... Seriously, don't.

The cure to boredem!!! {#1 in Teenagers Post}

Poems, well, about Doctor Who

To celebrate 50 years of doctor who, I wrote a spoof of the song Royal by Lorde. Hope you like it!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

Scarlet thought she had the perfect life. Amazing grades, amazing looks, amazing—okay, scratch that. She thought she had a strange life with her pregnant sister, overly annoying older brother, her other trouble making sister, her murderous cat, and her embarrassing grandpa. She thought she had a normal life with her a little bit below average grades, and okay looks. But one thing she surely thought that was amazing about her life was Brett, her boyfriend of three years. Until he broke up with her. Poor Scarlet was heart broken. And she had no friends to comfort her, due to her being too shy to actually go up and talk to someone. So she did absolutely nothing except go to school, eat sleep, poo, pee—you get the point. Scar built up a wall, but it's not like anyone knew how she really acted or felt. So what happens when Scar’s crazy cat attacks her school’s bad boy? And what happens when she literally runs into her school’s golden boy, making them tumble down a hill and crash into a golf cart? What will she do when she begins to feel absurd feelings for those two boys? What will she do when she finds out her life is in danger just by hanging out with these two boys? Will one of them return those feelings? Throw in a jealous Brett, her ballistic cat, popular humans, Lord Twerkstaer, guns, and you'll get slapped by reality. (It may seem a bit cliche, but trust me, it’s not) © Copyright 2014