"Aren't you ever self-critical?" she asked. "I mean, there's absolutely nothing wrong with you, but don't you do it from time to time?" I shook my head. "No," I said. "Maybe it's a Hastings thing."

Cute and fluffy oneshots I guess. There's no smut in here, just to reassure. WARNING: swearing, alcohol and/or drug references. I'll warn about possibly triggering subjects if it will occur in a oneshot.