"two years. i went to prison for two years. i come out to find my girlfriend is raising my baby with another man. i think i like prison better."

it was only supposed to be a joke. (cover by elle) [fanfiction #39]

Calum Hood is a fuckboy. [au]

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed into his life and asked him to pretend as her boyfriend for a month. Calum knew it would be nothing but a stupid deal until that stupid little thing started changing every single thing about what he always believes in. He woke up one day realizing three things. One, not everything he believed in is always true. Two, he knew something in his life was missing. And lastly... He's sure as hell that he's not pretending anymore. * Published: September 2013 Completed: March 2014 Status: Major Editing