WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

~ W A T T P A D F E A T U R E D ~ A Natasha Romanoff & Clint Barton origin story. ❝My name is Natalia Alianovna Romanova and I work for the KGB. But my life is something of a lie. I work for no one. I work for myself. And I always work alone. I have a very specific skill set. I have charm. I have wit. I have sex appeal. I play to the common weaknesses of men, pulling them in on an invisible thread, ensnaring them in my inescapable web and striking mercilessly like a poisonous spider. For that reason, they call me the Black Widow. I'm cunning, ruthless and utterly unstoppable. I am a one woman fighting machine. I can do more damaged unarmed than most people could do armed. ❞ ❝My name is Clinton Francis Barton and I work for S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm the deadliest agent they have on a squad of suits and scientists. I'm the masked vigilante with a bow and arrow and I never miss. I have keen eyes. I have perfect aim. I have agility. I can shoot down any adversary from any distance, and they never see me coming. They call me Hawkeye, because I have the vision of a bird of prey and I strike just as precisely. I'm strong, I'm dexterous and utterly remarkable. I'm a one man invasion. I can cause more destruction with a Palaeolithic weapon than most people can do with a gun.❞ Two nomadic souls; one American, one Russian. Completely unlike one another. Or so they think. This is a tale of prejudice, politics and passion in Budapest. #60 in Fanfiction (23/10/2015)

Do you love the Hunger Games, cats, fighting and Warriors? Well, you've come to the best place possible! Join six ThunderClan cats on a mission to win the Hunger Games. Please read this epic combination of Warrior Cats by Erin Hunter, and the Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. (Note: I do not own Warrior Cats or The Hunger Games, this is just a fanfic.) [ COMPLETED ] ~ story created 07 / 09 / 2015 Thanks for reading!

Shadowspirit is now a proud warrior of ThunderClan, she has convinced herself that she is free from the dark forests grasp, but is she really? Or is she just running from the inevitable? Leaf-bare is harsher then ever, and ThunderClan needs more apprentices, not to mention severe lack of prey. Shadowspirit will do anything for her clan, but how long can she play this internal game of cat and mouse? Can Shadowspirit escape her doomed destiny, or will she bring destruction and war to the forest? How many tests can one cat endure before everything shatters? And most of all, is Shadowspirit the cat, ahead of it all and going her own way to follow StarClan and the warrior code, or is she the mouse, desperately running from an unseen and unstoppable doom?

As Percy Jackson is thought to be dead, he is actually thrown into a brand new life with the help of an old childhood friend who disappeared when they were eight, who has more secrets than he thought, a government agency who knows his secrets and his family who wants him to return home. But Percy is not sure he wants to return to the place he has called his home since he was twelve. CROSSOVER BETWEEN PJ, HoO, THE AVENGERS, AND POSSIBILY AGENTS OF SHIELD. I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE, THEY BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN AND MARVEL. NO PERCABETH, (Even though I love Percabeth)

What if Percy knew about his heritage from the beginning? What if he never knew his mother? What if Percy was the only male the Hunters considered acceptable? Find out in this story as Percy is raised with the Hunters of Artemis

Warriors Dusk of the Clans- Book 1: A Dark Path Flowerkit Young Flowerkit was different from the start, but her father, Sparrowstrike of ThunderClan, was always blind to her fierce actions. Will Flowerkit become more of a problem then the clans can handle? Shadeheart A warrior who has long walked the Dark Forest, he sees greatness in a fierce young kit and decided he himself must train this kit, with such a large destiny it could be a disaster for the clans. Will these two cats succeed in he destruction of the clans? Or will the clans succeed in finding and stopping them?