Random Percy Jackson jokes

There is lemon in this. You know Loke's a playboy even though he's Lucy's spirit but you can't help have feelings for him! Will you and Loke get together or will Lucy get between it! Read and find out!!!

*WARNING* if you don't like sober Gamzee or murder then please don't read this. I'm not really sure if this counts as a "x reader" or not but it about you and Gamzee so... It's really short but I thought I would post it anyways. Please tell me if you liked it or not in the comments! Thanks :3

I don't own any of these texts. Credit to whoever these belong to.

bunch of funny jokes and true but funny things

{COMPLETED} While at the beach over summer vacation, you run into a bunch of cute boys. There's one problem though, they all think it's love at first sight! Yikes! Sure enough, school starts and you run into them again. You all have the same classes and soon become great friends. Get ready for a bunch of awkward situations as they all try to win you over! Can the Hetalia guys learn to play nice with each other? And who will you pick? And why did they all mysteriously move to your little town at the same time? © AngelinaSmith590

Yes, you read that correctly. Everyone in Homestuck, including the trolls, have now engaged Trickster Mode. Boy, boy, isn't this going to be fun for me.

A compilation of hilarious texts and text bloopers (typos). Hope you enjoy! ;)