Bruce gets a wake up call when Alfred 'accidently' signs him up for foster care. Now Bruce must take care of a teenage girl named Kaine, while still saving the night as Batman. Problem is, Kaine has a lot of bloody secrets. Her dark past clearly shows on her ugly skin. Those scars are the very thing that catches The Joker's murderous eye. Now with the help of the famous Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and some extra villainous partners, The Joker will take what is rightfully his... Can Batman save her, or Will Kaine just have to save herself? **Warning: Brief Surgery Scene, Murder, mentions of Torture, and Child Abuse**

Dating the Joker (especially the hot, Heath Ledger-type Joker) is a dream of many Batman fangirls (me! ME!!!!!! But only if I can't have The Scarecrow, a la Batman Begins\Cillian Murphy's sexy-psychatrist Dr. Crane, who makes glasses hotter than abs). We all wish we were Maggie Gyllenhaal at Bruce's party when Heath calls her beautiful. It's creepy, yes, but sooooo hot! Well, dating the Joker is no double-chocolate cake. Take it from Harley Quinn, who's getting nothing back from her man. But yet she's still willing to risk everything for him...I never said I understood love!