"Hey asshole, stop bothering my boyfriend!" (featuring happy, energetic, bubbly scott, and resilient, brave, bold mitch who meet in the library where scott works) completed september 12th, 2018

"If it makes you more comfortable to be a boy, I can call you Scott." (aka the book where Scott is trans ftm and Mitch is deaf) [Highest Rankings: #1 in transgender (04.25.19) #1 in superfruit (01.11.19--02.20.19) #1 in pentatonix (04.15.19--04.24.19) #1 in ftm (02.24.19--03.03.19) #1 in kirstie (02.20.19--02.23.19, 04.11.19) #2 in transgender (04.06.19--04.10.19)] 💟Started April 20th, 2018💟

"Police! Open up!" I yell, banging again. I steel myself as this time I hear the locks click-clunk and see the door pull back slowly to reveal a half-naked blond bear of a man, who fucking towers over me. He's standing, blocking the doorway, with a frying pan in one hand and an aerosol can in the other. His face is flushed, his chest heaving with exertion, eyes wide with adrenaline, and his bare torso is glistening with sweat. He adjusts the grip on the pan and I see the muscles of that arm ripple underneath the monochrome sleeve that adorns it. Shit. Why the fuck did I not call for back up? (Aka the failed one shot. From the ship that sails itself.) Some content is mature. Caution advised, but specific trigger warnings will be given where appropriate. Note: AWOOGA is used to label the dirrrrrrty chapters.

Scott Hoying - A US Army Soldier of six years, Staff Sargeant of 1st Battalion Cavalry Division. No fears, no feelings. Just fight and freedom. That is, until he comes across a small dark haired boy in a bar, and little does he know that Mitch Grassi will change his life from that moment on. The Army is a tough place when you have no feelings, but it's even worse when you have too many.

Mitch is the most hated student at Philmont Academy. He tries his hardest to be invisible. Things were going well until Scott starts his first year there. Scott didn't understand why everyone hated the adorable brunette with the sad eyes. After a warning from Mitch's dad, he tries hard to stay away from Scott. Unfortunately Scott refuses to stay away. When Mitch starts to develope feelings for Scott he knows his feelings are risky. Warnings: Bullying, abuse, child neglect, depression, self-harm, suicidal thoughts. Cover made by @BigBoyCikada

odd·i·ty /ˈädədē/ noun. 1. a strange or peculiar person, thing, or trait (This will be littered with some dark content, so I'll put trigger warnings in accordingly)

Interlaced but non-chronological oneshots and drabbles. High school AU in which I'm obsessed with Mitch having Scott's letterman jacket.

"I don't want to be a girl, I just want to be me!" Mitch is an androgynous boy who poses as a girl, just so he can be himself. Scott is a high school jock on the football team. He knows that something is up with the new girl and he's going to find out what.

When Mitch and Scott meet as college roommates, they're not sure what to make of each other. They're so different; Mitch is tiny and alternative and sarcastic and gay as a meatball, and Scott is absolutely positive he's straight as can be. Yet through a shared love of Queen Bey and a few of those spill-your-guts late night college talks, they forge a strong friendship, and from there... Well. Gay shit happens.

[AU Scömìche] Plot twist: Turns out, I don't have any issue with you kissing men; as long as it's me you're kissing.