"...Sarcasm is my only defense."
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backseat serenade ; stilinski by violetharmcn
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❝oh god, I'm sick of sleeping alone -❞ ©violetharmcn 2015
Angelus・s.s・[1] by cutiestiles
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Aurora Carter moves in with her best friend Lydia Martin. She meets two suspicious boys who seem to have a link to the Supernatural. And after finding out what she is, she's welcomed into their little group of two. ・Set during season 1・ ⤜I DO NOT OWN TEEN WOLF, ONLY RORI⟶
Lost Cause » Void Stiles by insatiabIe
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❝What's so great about sanity? I don't see you having any fun.❞ When asked to define insanity, a great majority of the Eichen House staff would direct the questioner to a petite brunette by the name of Lita Mitchell. In a building comprised of clinically insane people, too dangerous to roam freely within society, the self-proclaimed lost cause was highlighted like no other. A cold blooded killer like many others, her abnormality came in the form of her mind; her incapability to feel guilt of any form. Logically- she would be locked up in the closed unit, safe & sound in her own complimentary straight jacket. But within the illogical & frequently violent walls of Eichen House, everyone knew that wasn't about to happen any time soon. Crazy had yet to be proven contagious, therefore they saw no reason to isolate her- or prevent her from befriending their newest resident. An insomniac with terrifying hallucinations, he seemed innocent enough; surely no harm could result from allowing him to befriend the notorious Lita Mitchell. Then again, they hadn't met the demon in his head. [season 3B] © 2015 // Aly aka @insatiabIe
Agony ☾Stilinski by golightlys
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"Sometimes it's just pain. Others, it's agony." ● ● ● Rowan Sinclair had her life all planned out. Class president, graduate with perfect grades, go to college and study medicine. Get into a good career, fall in love and start a family when she's ready. Simple. Easy. But when her name shows up on a supernatural dead pool, she realizes life in Beacon Hills is far from simple. [Season 4]
Needing Batman ▷ Stiles Stilinski [Book 1] by margolynnturner
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"Maybe one day when Batman thinks that Gotham doesn't need him, then Batman will no longer need Gotham." -Jenna Felmore Sarcastic, super smart, very athletic, Jenna Felmore has just moved to Beacon Hills because of her father's new job as the deputy. Unlike her brother Charlie who was excited for the move Jenna couldn't be more upset. What was there to do in a small town like Beacon Hills, California? They have what, one movie theater? Fun. But as we know Beacon Hills isn't a normal town. With it's supernatural secrets and creatures Jenna unfortunately gets wrapped up in it after making new friends with the very supernatural group itself. It also doesn't help that she thinks she's falling for her pale, freckled, sarcastic best friend that is in love with someone else. How is Jenna going to survive? Does she have secrets herself? Maybe ones that she doesn't know about? Well you'll just have to see.
Discovering Catwoman ▷ Stiles Stilinski [Book 2] by margolynnturner
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Jenna Felmore has had way more life altering experiences than she ever expected moving to the little town of Beacon Hills. Now life is even more complicated after Jenna got bit by Peter at the Winter Formal. Her wound is healing but slowly? Does that mean she is going to be a werewolf or is something weirder about to be brought upon the little gang? That doesn't help her feelings any either. After both of them confessing their true feelings but Jenna backing off, Stiles is even more determined to show her that he likes her. Follow Jenna as she goes through even more self discovering and maybe even a little romance along the way. BOOK ONE: Needing Batman BOOK TWO: Discovering Catwoman
Black Water ↠ Stiles Stilinski [Teen Wolf, Vol. One] by sarcastic-ninja
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High school. It's difficult enough to navigate on its own. Especially when you were quick-witted, bitterly sarcastic, and emotionally constipated with a bad case of verbal diarrhea. And yes she was aware of the inherent contradiction contained within that phrase. When Charlie Oswin moved to Beacon Hills to live with her aunt after the death of her father, she thought the worst she'd have to deal with was gossip, term papers, and her new best friend and across-the-street neighbor Lydia Martin lipsticking her to death in the never-ending quest to make Charlie socially acceptable. Actually Lydia had described it more as avoiding becoming a 'facepalm-inducing embarrassment'. But for a tiny town that was 90% forest with only one functional movie theater, there sure seemed to be a lot of people dying. There was something going on in Beacon Hills--something off. Enter one Stiles Stilinski. He was a twitchy, sarcastic weirdo, and she definitely appreciated that in a person. He and his friend Scott McCall also happened to be at the center of every strange thing that was going on in this weird-ass town. It was one giant mystery. And she was going to figure out what it was. She just never expected to stop being scary and defensive long enough to start developing actual human feelings along the way. Eventual Stiles/OC Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Wolf. Shocking, right? But I don't. All I own is Charlie Oswin and my other OCs. There will also be a bunch of other fandom references in the story from shows like Supernatural, Parks & Rec, Misfits (the bear vs shark debate!), and Joss Whedon stuff because I love my fandoms dearly! The cover was made for me by the lovely and amazing missjanuarylily of tumblr!!!!
Kinda Outta Luck ↠ Stiles Stilinski by -mattyhealy
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❝Right place, wrong time.❞ [extended summary in the book] All credits goes to Jeff Davis and the writers for all of the characters and storyline of Teen Wolf (not including Piper). *All gifs belong to tumblr* [season 1 & 2]
Clairvoyant || Stilinski [1] by AintThatDevine
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When Stiles' trusty Jeep falters on him, the sarcastic boy is caught in a drifting state and only one person can see him. Jacy, a whisperer of sorts, has dealt with plenty of ghosts, but Stiles is a different case entirely. She has to put Stiles back in his body before it's too late and hopefully survive something called a deadpool. || between season 3b + 4 & 4 ||
From Ashes [#𝟏] by anarchxst
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WATTY '19 AWARD WINNER! [editing] 𝐕𝐀𝐌·𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘·𝐄𝐑 ˈvamˌpī(ə)r slāər 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 → a young woman bestowed with powers that originate from the essence of a pure demon, which gives her superhuman senses, strength, agility, resilience and speed in the fight against forces of darkness. Madeline Hayes didn't understand a whole lot lately, if not these 3 things: #1. Being a Slayer sucked. #2. Stiles was an idiot. #3. Something much more terrible than an Alpha or a Kanima was on its way to send Beacon Hills to Hell in a handbasket. From ashes, they were cast out. From ashes, they rise again. HIGHEST RANK: #1 - dylanobrien #1 - buffy #2 - fanfic #2 - stilesstilinski #6 - teenwolf #30 - teenromance