There once was a very popular question on the internet: If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction? And someone on the internet had famously responded: First, give your bros a good time! Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty! But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. Fuck your mom! Ah, Fuck! Fuck it! Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn't have balls anymore.

Way back in Ancient China, where mystical creatures roam and magic still exist. A war broke between the humans and the monsters. Two innocent children made a bond to never be apart. Little monster, Shen Wei gave his half heart tattoo to the little monster hunter, Yunlan just to make him feel happy. Little did he know, he just made a marriage contract. As years passed, Shen Wei is ordered by their king to retrieve his human bride. But instead of finding his cute bride, he met a grown up and handsome Guardian Hunter named Yunlan. How can he possibly retrieve Yunlan without fighting him back? Can a Guardian Hunter love a monster like him?

Title: Professional Body Double (职业替身) Author: Shui Qian Cheng (水千丞) Genre: Bl, Drama, Fiction Status: Complete (121 chapters + 3 extras + 2 book extras) Translation: Ongoing by The Stupid Scanlations. Chapter 1-32 by Nuexin. Translation link: https://thestupidscanlations.blogspot.com Summary: Zhou Xiang doesn't know if the Heavens gave him a second chance at life because of their excessive consideration for him, or because they hadn't had enough fun with him yet. Or else, why would he be used, in film and in real life, in his previous life and this one, by Yan Mingxiu as the body double for the exact same person? He didn't know who was more pitiful, he himself, who can only ever be a body double, or Young Master Yan, who has no choice but to find a body double. Disclaimer: This story and cover pictures does not belong to me. All credits to the author. Chapter 1 to 32 was translated by Nuexin so please visit their blog to support them. I'm only translating from chapter 33.