Hilarious quotes for you to laugh over

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*

Sean wasn't really one to want kids so young but sometimes fate has other plans. A child in Sean's care suddenly finds themselves orphan. They rely on the older male for survival, but someone needs them. Who will be their guardian? Will they even survive? Please note: this book may delve into some darker themes so please be warned. (Editing started 12-1 and ended 12-25)

EDITING :) What would you do if you started to fall in love with your bestfriends girlfriend? Avery McClout, a 24 year old waitress at a local restaurant is indefinitely in love with Markiplier and Jacksepticeye, some YouTube sensations. One afternoon she decides to go on a walk, and from that point on her life is never the same. Having one YouTuber fall in love with you is hard enough, but having his bestfriend fall in love with you too can cause some big problems.

I had a lot of fun writing this! XD It's not exactly an "x reader" story.

i have heard of a virus going around. i protected my computer, but i get an e-mail from Markiplier. i know its to good to be true, but my fangirl inside takes over and opens it. The virus takes over my computer, but its not like any virus you haven ever seen before.

You were packing your bags. You sighed and looked back at the empty house in good ol' Ireland. Tears formed in your eyes knowing you going to miss your best friend. You were only 17 and you decided to move to LA. "I'm going to miss you!" Sean/Jack, you're best friend, said hugging you. "I'm going to miss you also Jack!" You said crying into his shoulder. "Awe y/n. Don't cry please. I will come and visit. I promise." Jack says rubbing your back. You smile and pulled out from his embrace. You sigh and pick up your bags and head towards the taxi. You take one last glance at Jack and give him a tear stained smile and enter the taxi. Your new life was ahead and you knew that yourself. You are living a new life with new people without your best friend...

Little Y/n has been friends with Pretty Boy Sean when they just met at the park one day. As years passed, Y/n and Sean are stuck together like glue. But, years of their lives fade away, Sean and Y/n have something happen to them. Find out, in 'Jack's Story With Me'.

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Jacksepticeye X Markiplier fanfic. (Septiplier) MATURE CONTENT: Swearing and sexual content. (RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING, don't say we didn't warn you ;) read at your own risk ) Mark realizes his true feelings..but has Jack? Two best friends..unlikely lovers <3~ Written by: Purplecurse (indicated by underlining___), and PeirceTheRosePTV (indicated by the ***'s) Characters: Mark, Jack, Bob, Wade.. Read and Enjoy! <3~