#1 for a month on the Fantasy-Action Hotlist. Wattys2015 Winner. Fourteen-year-old Luisa is focused on staying under the radar at her rough London school, relieved that the summer holidays are soon to begin. Exploring the ruin of an abbey at night, Luisa falls into the underground land of Cataindar. The catains are a cat-like race, possessing powers and magic that most humans could only dream of. They have been expecting her. As the catain abbot guides Luisa through their world, Luisa finds out that things in Cataindar are not quite as they seem. Old secrets are discovered, new loyalties are forged and a dark truth puts Luisa's life in terrible danger. Cataindar is the first in a planned series involving talking cats, giant rats and an ancient power that will change the world as we know it forever.

Hey! I don't have a life, so here, have my Random Book. *Throws book at you*

Yep so spoofs from Forestclan, on clash of clans. Specifically the most DERPY ones. What happens when ForestClan flips the derp switch? how many panda heads does leaf eat daily? Find out all this and more! :D Ps. Panda heads are CHOCOLATE panda heads.