"thanks for the dick-pic"

in which romance, death, and trauma ensues, but all turns out to be joyous in the end.

brendon wished for ryan knowing well that his wish can't possibly come true. updates Mondays and or Fridays!

ryan is masculine. brendon is feminine.

brendon urie just wants to get off, ryan ross just wants him to knock it off. or brendon sends ryan snaps in hope to get a few suggestive ones back.

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It's been ten years. Ten fucking years since my band and I started this crazy journey with our first album, a fever you cant sweat out. A lot was different back then. I have a whole new band, a wife, and I haven't talked to Ryan or Jon in years. But that last part will change tonight. Tonight, I am throwing a party to celebrate our ten years, and guess who my lovely wife invited? You guessed it. I guess I'll be getting drunk as fuck tonight. Cover credit goes to camjsado.tumblr.com

A four word per chapter Ryden ©McDougallBooty 2015©

"I'm a mess now." ( warning- four letter chapters.enjoy. _baking-soda_)

❝I just love being pretty❞ in which brendon is a sucker for the boy who just loves looking pretty.