Dipper is now 18. Mabel, Grenda, Candy and Pacifica as well. Dipper finally got over his feelings for Wendy after years of not winning her heart. He fell hard for Pacifica instead, to his surprise also she had a crush on him as well. Secretly, Candy liked Dipper pines but was too shy to say so. Well, not until Dipcifica happened. Something clicked in her and she went bonkers, but it was too late as something had already happened that changed Dipcifica forever... Disclaimers: I do not own Gravity Falls I wrote this book since I was like 14 or so and I am too lazy to edit it for now. But very soon...

Some amazing pickup lines from everyone's favourite bending unit: 22. Update: I wrote this when I was 12. I'm also disgusted at my terrible spelling and grammar... But too lazy to fix it :)

Chosen when a child, Lady Joselyn is trained to be a ruthless killer. She is destined to be the English king's assassin and protector. Only he and the guild master are supposed to know. It's a life and death secret that must be kept. For an assassin survival is precarious. Life is something you simply cannot take for granted because the next day is never granted. Despite her privileged upbringing, Joselyn quickly learned how to survive on her own and to never trust a soul while following the Guild without question. Upon her return to England, a murderous plot against King Cassiush is discovered. Joselyn is shocked when she finds out who the fiend is. She's even more shocked when the King proposes marriage, a lot. An assassin has never married her king before. The last one who fell in love had her tongue ripped out and was burned alive. Letting her emotions cloud her judgment, Joselynfalls for Cassius and agrees to the marriage, jeopardizing not only his life but her own. Disobeying the Guild means death. Now she must figure out how to keep them both alive and not piles of smoldering ash.

You know the story of Edward Scissorhands. He is taken into the real world full of real people, where he feels right at home with Peg, Bill, Kevin and his beloved Kim. He is then thought of as an outcast and sent away, back to his castle where he kills Jim and says his last goodbyes with Kim. What happens when a girl moves in with her mother's auntie, Joyce's daughter, Carolyn. Isla moves in with Carolyn and is already sick of her ways so she decides to take a stroll around the neighbourhood when she ends up walking towards... The castle...