The mission of analyzing and infiltrating the human race was abandoned by a junior member of the Court. The superiors believed the report was false and that the human race can -- and will -- be useful. A new, more enthusiastic operative has been sent to analyze the human race. And this time, the mission will not fail. [Unfinished, and probably will not ever be finished]

A simple guide from the point of view of an outsider on how to successfully infiltrate the human race without arousing suspicion.