When you have crazy psychopath Alexia McManus as your best friend, you know that she will stop at nothing to complete the goal she's set herself for the year, even if it unwillingly involves you. © 2014-2018 summerdaze13 [I did not make the cover but was a stupid child and did not record the username of the one who made it for me. If you ever stumble across this and realise you made the cover, please enlighten me so I can provide you with the credit you deserve]

❝In which two people call up a helpline in order to find someone just as broken as they are. ❞ "Does...does it bother you that my dad's in prison for murder?" "Well, judging by the fact that I moved away from America to get away from the memory of a gun crime, I would say yes, Elliot, that bothers me quite a lot." "I...I...gun crime?" "Yes, Elliot. You are currently speaking to a survivor of one of America's many school shootings."

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________