"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

A sequel to Family Comes First by Mason FitzGibbon After Carrie telling the detectives about the abuse Tommy put her through, a search is out for Tommy and Jimmy. Julie is trying her best to keep the family's traditions secret, but the detectives have been in the basement. She gets caught up in a web of lies and has to clear her name so that she isn't charged for murder. Jimmy wants Julie and Hunter back. Julie moves in with Carrie and she tries her best to suppress her anger toward Carrie. The story is told as a mashup of Julie and Jimmy's POV *The photo used for the cover is not mine. If anyone knows the photographer please message me*

Part 1 of Zodiac Signs Go to Part 2 for more! Do you want to know exotic things about your zodiac signs? Then you're in the right place! - Aries ♡ Taurus ♡ Gemini ♡ Cancer ♡ Leo ♡ Virgo ♡ Libra ♡ Scorpio ♡ Saggitarius ♡ Capricorn ♡ Aquarius ♡ Pisces ♡ - #15 in Zodiac Signs (6/17/18) #12 in Zodiac Signs (6/18/18) #7 in Zodiac Signs (7/24/18) #14 in Zodiac Signs (12/3/19) - #9 in Astrology (11/20/19) - #55 in Random (9/30/17) #53 in Random (10/2/17) #46 in Random (9/6/17) #43 in Random (10/21/17)

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

A Delinquent and a Bookworm. A Teacher and a Student. A Boy with an Unforgettable Past and Girl with no Past. This is not a simple love story. Each couple will face sadness, anger, grief that will follow up to their love. People think love is so easy? Well, not in this story. A NatsuxLucy, JellalxErza, and a GajeelxLevy fan fiction.

A group of wanting their cherry popped, horny girls devise a plan so they can all lose their virginity. What can go wrong? •This is not a hardcore lemon, never was intended to be, and never will be•

the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

The door suddenly creaked open and all our eyes quickly darted toward it. Out walked a frail girl with dark teal hair. She didn't glimpse at any of us, it was like she didn't know we were here. She was facing the board, and people started to laugh. The teacher turned her around and she now faced us. Her eyes seemed weird, they looked clouded, like how the sky was today. "Hello, I'm Juvia." She stated. "And I'm blind." •*•*•* That's where it all started. The bullying the name calling, the hurting. We treated her like trash, and when I was little at that time I truly though she was trash. I was a horrible person, and I want to fix it. -------- Ten years ago. Ten long years ago, was when it all started, the day she walked in. I remember it vividly. Ten years later we meet again. One going to a school for troubled children, another going to a school for special children. A lot can happen in ten years. ~~~~ OCC

A collection of dirty, funny and sexual jokes. Warning may be swear words and some could be potentially offensive