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Nananahimik siyang nagtatrabaho sa Canada as an architect when he received a letter from the Philippines, a copy of his Lola's Last Will and Testament. Ubod naman kasi ito ng yaman at ang Mama niya ang nag-iisang anak, so obviously, sa Mama niya lahat mapupunta ang kayamanan, ang problema, may isang weird na kondisyon ang Lola niya. HE should get married! Tama bang pati siya ay madamay sa trip nito bago mamatay? Eh siya lang naman ang paborito nitong apo. Makukuha lamang raw ng Mama niya ang lahat ng mamanahin nito kung mag-aasawa siya. Wala namang problema sana di ba? Kaso, kailangan niyang mag-asawa within a month! kailangan niyang mag-asawa ng BABAE, isang mujer! At may isa pang napakalaking problema, kailangan nilang magkaanak within a year. Nakalimutan kong sabihing si Elvin, hindi babae ang gusto. Isa siyang lalaki na gusto ang kapwa lalaki. Ang gulo ba? PEro paano kung ang isang Beki ay main-love ng tuluyan sa isang babae? Paano kaya ang sitwasyon When a Beki Falls In-love! Posted: April 27, 2014 End:

First Installment of Steps Series Si Rhea Louisse Marval ay isang babaeng hindi marunong magpakababae. Boyish, siga, sadista at mala-amasona. Nangarap na maging lalaki ngunit dahil napapaligiran siya ng mga taong sumasalungat sa pananaw niya ay hindi niya mabago ang sarili bilang tomboy. Hanggang sa umeksena ang taong tinuturing niyang mortal na kaaway - si Lawren Harris Delgado. Ang lalaking kakumpetensya niya sa lahat ng bagay. Ang taong kahit kailan ay hindi pa niya natalo. Ang taong naging dahilan ng kanyang pagbabago. At dahil sa pambablackmail nito sa kanya ay napilitan siyang sundin ang naisip nitong kalokohan. Kung ang Diyos ay may sampung utos, si Ren na feeling diyos ay may sampung paraan para mag-transform siya bilang babae na kung mapapagtagumpayan niyang gawin ay titigil na ito sa pamemeste sa buhay niya. Magiging babae ba siya o paninindigan ang kagustuhang niyang maging lalaki? -KHIRA1112

What's a reckless transferee with a feisty attitude got to do when her new school puts the lives of its students in danger? According to Summer Leondale...try and save it, of course. *** Used to being the new girl, Summer Leondale thinks nothing of staying long in her new school Montello High before she gets kicked out again for not being a model student. But she can't be further from the truth when she discovers that Montello High is more than what meets the eye--a school for delinquents with two rival gangs running the campus. Summer's chance for a normal high school life gets thrown out the window when she gets involved with Van Freniere, the leader of one of those gangs and rumored to be connected to an underground organization. A fire, murders, death threats, and more mysteries...Montello High is a magnet for danger, and Summer's attraction to Van has warning signs all over it. But when the school is surrounded by sinister forces that puts its students' lives in danger...well, Summer's always been a reckless troublemaker, and it's up to her to save it--if she can. DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish. COVER DESIGN: Regina Dionela

One drunken day, Cassandra gets the proposal she can never refuse from the arrogant Philip Strindberg. Thrown into a marriage she never wanted in the first place, Cassandra will struggle on how to maintain her carefree attitude while trying to keep her cool whenever she is around her husband. Pranks, adventure, chores, and secrets will test their transient marriage. In the end, will there be a chance for their transient charade to become permanent?

Maria Georgianne Marfori loved Noah Elizalde more than anything in this world. Ganon din halos lahat ng mga babaeng kilala niya. Yes, he's probably that hot and adorable. Kaya naman ay maaga niyang natutunan ang pag mamahal ng walang pag aalinlangan at takot. Kailanman ay hindi niya naisip na darating ang araw na susuko siya at mapapagod. Never. Noah will end up with her no matter what. But is it really right to love him intensely at a very young age? Her family didn't believe in love. They think it's pure sentiment. They think purely loving someone with your heart was wrong. Binigyan tayo ng Panginoon ng puso at utak. Puso, para maramdaman ang sentimento. Utak, para mapag isipan kung dapat bang tanggapin ang sentimento ng puso. We have to identify who's the better judge. But then again, do we always have that chance to judge? Paano kung ipaglaban mo man iyon ay wala ka parin namang halaga? How are you going to fight for your heart when you know from the very beginning you will lose? That you are Worthless? Why do we all want this? To love what does not love us. To leave those who want to stay. To push away those who want to stay close. To treasure what is worthless.

Ang pag-ibig ay parang nagsusugal. Pag sigurado kang mahal mo ang tao, ibibigay mo ang lahat. Ang problema dito ay di mo alam kung may maibabalik paba sayo o wala. Maswerte ang nakakakuha ng higit pa sa inaasahan, pero luhaan ang mga sumugal at natalo. Pero ganun paman, tulad ng sugal, kahit walang kasiguraduhan, marami paring umiibig, marami paring sumusugal. Dahil... Baka Sakali... Baka Sakali...

You read the title didn't you. Incase you didn't,read this. A book of jokes,logics,coincidences,definitions and more. New things every week (Maybe) Note:No offense some jokes are offensive. You have been warned YHBW.

Elevators. Airplanes. Palaman ng Sandwich. Yung feeling na papunta ka pa lang at excited ka pa lang sa pupuntahan mo. Yung feeling na palapit pa lang yung birthday mo. Yung feeling na palapit pa ang isa pang espesyal na araw. Yung feeling na ilang oras na lang ay pasko na. Yung feeling na tatlong araw na lang simula na ulit ng pasukan. Yung feeling na nasa gitna ka pa lang at di ka pa nakakarating. Yung feeling na malapit na pero hindi pa. Yun ang laging gusto ko. Yung nasa gitna pa lang. Yung nasa gitna ka ng dalawang bagay. Gitna ng isang building. Gitna ng langit at lupa. Gitna ng dalawang matatabang tinapay. Gitna ng byahe papuntang disneyland. Mas gusto ko yung feeling tuwing nagbabyahe kesa doon sa nakarating ka na. Mas gusto ko yung feeling na may inaantay ka kesa doon sa nandyan na. I always like the things in between. "You only like things in between, Coreen. You only like the chase... You only want me chasing after you. You don't want to decide... Pero pakiusap naman, magdesisyon ka na, kasi tao rin naman ako, nasasaktan. And you? I don't think nararamdaman mo yung sakit na nararamdaman ko... You are just too heartless."