[ VOLTRON ] - A VOLTRON: LEGENDARY DEFENDER CRACK BOOK! - CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE! - WARNING: TRASH AND CRINGE AHEAD! - SPOILER ALERT. - UPDATES EVERY OTHER FRIDAY. [ VOLTROFF ]

Craig and Tweek are a match made in heaven, or so everybody thought. Tweek soon sees Craig cheating on him with Kenny. Not being able to take the pain, he attempted suicide, which failed. Craig doesn't know why Tweek broke up with him. Craig is soon exiled by his peers and Tweeks begins a letter. A letter explaining their relationship and everything that ever happened between the two of them.

Due to the Fallen Angel, Damien has to go up there, to earth, to try and make it join hell or be destroyed. He's done it many times, but the thing is, this time, it's South Park, [No way you expected that to happen.] and he is convinced, that Pip Pirrup, in all his innocent glory, is that angel. (DIP)

In a twisted night, Stan and Kyle confess their love for each other. Soon after, Stan is struck by a car and he gets amnesia.

While on a field trip, South Park High School's school bus skids on some ice and falls into the deep caves of the Colorado rockies. With no way out and the driver dead they lose all hope of every finding a way out or getting found. No food, No water, just all of the students are their own little tales as they all accept their death and begin to tell each other All Their Little Secrets.

Being a mercenary is hard, especially with a certain Frenchman...

Butters Stotch was in love with Wendy Testaburger, obsessed. One night Butters died and when Wendy learns, she stops talking. Six months later Mr. Garrison is sick and nobody shows up to teach them. What happened when Mr. Garrison's eighth grade class decides to run the class by themselves for an entire day? What happens when it so happens to be Eric Cartman's last day in South Park Middle School because he's moving to Hawaii?

Stan x reader Kyle x reader Eric x reader Kenny x reader Craig x reader Token x reader Tweek x reader Clyde x reader Maybe a Jimmy x reader Butters x reader And any others requested! P.S: I do one-shots \("▔□▔)/\("▔□▔)/\("▔□▔)/

Title pretty much sums it up. (These are not songs from South Park) I own none of the songs, nor the characters. Enjoy!