❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Wanna piss off your friends? Well now you can with my huge book of the best yo mama jokes!

1985, 5 children where reportedly missing Sarah Smith, Oliver Murphy, Bella McCormick, Haden King and Mike Schmidt. One of them returned the others never did and a resumed Dead. Mike was horrified to find out about his only friends deaths. Two years later, 1987, Mike is spending his 7th Birthday at Freddys, everything was great until Foxy bit him, or what is know as the bite of '87 Mike can't remember anything of the bite clearly, only being bitten and awakening in hospital, near the edge of bankruptcy he has no other choice then to take the night job of being the Night guard of Freddy Fazbear Pizza expecting nothing more than just 6 boring hours sitting in a crappy office in the dark, he gets a frightening experience only for it to turn to some familiar faces, well almost faces. THIS STORY JUST TOOK A VERY UNEXPECTED TURN