Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

(all of this is gonna be is icp lyrics) "Ooo, I like this toy. Watch it go. Uw...wait!" [gunshots] "We're sorry the person you are calling is dead" [Violent J] I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks And rocks and sticks and calling me names And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains (eeww!) When I left school, it was much iller My daddy was a serial killer And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back With all his dead bodies on my lap (move!) When I got home, enough of the static Hammer and tools, went up to the attic Never knew any other girls or boys Only my toys, toys, toys Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed But I won't be mentally scarred Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard Monday, ringing the bell It's all about show and tell, might as well Show all these bastards just what I got Yo, check out my toy box! "Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls" [Violent J] We got dead bodies everywhere you look All the nerds sitting up front got cooked Others start screaming and making a dash So I start handing out toys fast at last You like slinkies, we got slinkies Only mine like to wrap around your face And stretch, twist, kazoom And whip your body all over the fuckin room So come, one at a time Open your gift and what you will find Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget It's not everyday that you get your skull split You like soldiers, we got soldiers Made with rubber and steel, they look real But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed That's how you get an axe to the forehead (oww) And don't let em sit around all day Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway Cuz they can be nifty All the toys are shifty, haha, in my toy box "Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"

some twiztid facts

Heres a story..About a town. Where Teenagers, and kids, run amuck Where Parents Drop their kids off. Deliquents, Drop outs, felons, basic trouble makers and some who just dont give a fuck. This Town, as the Teenagers and Kids have called Is known as Juggalo Town. People Think of them, as scary individuals, Or cults, or people in gangs, but you will soon see..Something very different. Something of true color..Remeber..enter if you dare, but once you leave..you may never be the same.. Theres a few new kids to the Town, Not quite the average bit. Not quite easy goers either. They have gotten kicked out of school for severe fights, drugs, abuse, murder and other unwordly things. Their parents dropped them off here at Jugglo Town, To see if they could changed their ravaged teenagers, to something Less sadisitc. Little did their parents know..Juggalo town..Would make things worse..

It's basically what the title says... I write to vent, so don't expect it all to make perfect sense.