"Why did you fall for me?" "Because." I paused "Guys my age don't know how to treat me."

- won first place in the summer 2015 x reader fanfiction awards - You feel like your life is one big existential crisis. You can't get a job, your landlord is an asshole (to put it lightly), and your mum is incredibly overprotective. You feel lost... until you meet HIM. (featuring end of 2014 - early 2016 Dan) *UNDER SEVERE EDITING - MAY NOT MAKE SENSE* *** incredibly cliché, read at own risk. occasional swearing (censored) and mentions of mature themes. one scene of abuse. enjoy! *** ©phangirlingweirdo

All characters belong to Andrew Hussie, the creator of Homestuck. Recap: (Y/N): your name (L/N): last name (E/C): eye color (H/C): hair color (F/?): favorite ?

Long from home In time and distance No more shall he roam For he has found his princess COVER IMAGE PROPERTY OF USER @annaliesedesu

You must be the unluckiest girl in the world. First, your Father spontaneously dies of a heart attack just as you get back to your lovely school, Waverly, after winter break. Then your mother decides that it would be best if you both moved to England, which meant you had to switch to a TOTALLY different school for your third year of magical education. Great just great. While also in the process of leaving all your friends behind, getting used to being thrown completely in the middle of a new environment, and coping with your mother's attitude problems , you have to find a way to fit in, could that one simple wish come true because of a certain snarky, blonde teenager? What lies in store for you at this 'Hogwarts'? Friendship, love, hate, rivals,death? Who knows, you're just the new girl on the block.

About this story? Well... 1.) My "furst" Homestuck Fanfic :3 2.)Human!Karkat x Reader x Dave YES. *HUMAN* KARKAT. 3.)HoMeStUcK bElOnGs To ThE hUsS, i OwN tHe StOrY LiNe & YoU bElOnG tO yOu. :o) dRAMASTUCK ,}:)! ☆♪A/N!☆♪ {• I suck at covers. c:.... But it's *MINE*, and *DON'T* steal!:( •} *Thanks for the votessssssss!* ~ZSPG-13 Parents STRONGly recommended. (somehow.) #TW (Troll) KANKRI: Triggers include 6ut likely will n9t 6e limited t9 class 9ppressi9n, anal9g9us hate speech, triggering acti9ns, bl99d, drama, human....pail filling?!? AUTH9R!! BUNBUN: JUST READ IT AND GET IT OVER WITH KANKRI. KANKRI: and what auth9r calls "feels"? -n- also the storyline is not made for everyone. Don't point it out. Dave or Karkat? ☐ Karkat ☐ Dave ☑ Why not both? *Mexican music plays* WARNING: HORRIBLE SPELLING/GRAMMAR SOMETIMES.. THANKS FOR 5K+ VOTES!<3