Author Yanbi Xiaosheng (厌笔萧生) Translator Bao Link to Raws Qidian Synopsis Ten million years ago, Li Qiye planted a simple water bamboo into the ground. Eight million years ago, Li Qiye had a koi fish pet. Five million years ago, Li Qiye cared for a little girl. . . . In the present day, Li Qiye woke up from his slumber; the water bamboo reached the apex of cultivation; the koi fish became a Golden Dragon; the little girl became the Nine Worlds' Immortal Empress. This is a tale regarding an immortal human who was the teacher of the Demon Saint, Heavenly Beast, and Immortal Empress. Bao's Synopsis A boy that was imprisoned for millions of years had regained his mortal body. He became a disciple of the declining Cleansing Incense Ancient Sect where its patriarch used to be his disciple. Now he will bring this sect back to its former glory. This is his journey to reach the apex and take revenge on those who had imprisoned him. This is his story of meeting old friends and making new companions. This is his path of traversing the Nine Worlds and becoming the next ruler of the Heavens.

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About: My Beautiful Teacher (我的美女老师) is a Chinese novel written by Ram de Night (黑夜de白羊). It is the most popular novel under Modern Xianxia genre at 17k.com. Description: My Beautiful Teacher tells the story of a university graduate Qin Chao who can't seem to find a job and is in a downward spiral in his life. Then one night as he walks home from another failed job interview, a vase hits his head, making him get possessed by an old and powerful evil spirit sealed in that vase and following another incidents, inadvertently saved a mysterious university teacher Su Ji, thereby opening his path to cultivation, he also manages to get a job as a security guard at Guangyuan School. A series of adventures then took place as he deals with all kinds of supernatural beings. This novel has also been adapted into a drama.

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