"What does normal even mean? Sounds dangerous." Or the one where Calum's genderfluid and afraid of himself, Michael's demiromantic pansexual and really annoyed, Ashton's asexual and sassy, and Luke's gay and oblivious. And everyone loves Calum. ((Calum-centric ot4)) ((COVER ART BY LU AKA @coffeeshopluke))

Tattoo Parlour meets and engaged boy and all hell breaks loose.

in which she mistakenly labels him as asian and all hell breaks loose.

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

"You were fine yesterday." | 113 in short story | boy used in fanfic was changed from michael to calum © impediment 2014

[[COMPLETED]] Making all our plans in the Santa Cruz sand that night Thought I had you in the palm of my hand that night Screaming at the top of my lungs til my chest felt tight I told myself that I'm never gonna be alright

In which a forgetful Melanie leaves a note between her and her best friend under her desk, and a nosey Calum reads said note and leaves another. » (cover by mashtxn) » © hxmmxngs

Rebecca Grace Irwin is the sister of Australian superstar Ashton Irwin. The pair have been seperated for the past six years since their parents divorce. Rebecca has been living with her father whereas Ashton chose to live with his mum in sunny syndey... before the whole band thing anyway. Many things have changed since they last saw each other but Rebecca certainly didn't expect to have this kind of summer.

She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels

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