Text copyright © Dezertflower ™ 2013, 2014 All rights reserved WARNING! ADULT CONTENT. ONLY SUITABLE FOR THOSE OVER THE AGE OF 18. Laura Stevens, mother of two grown-up sons, is about to be taken on the ride of her life. Knowing that getting on board with that special person is highly unwise and also potentially dangerous, she also realize that her nightmare and her most pleasurable dream is one and the same. * * * Cody Warner is every girl's dream come true, the handsome player with a body to die for. He is used to get what he wants and WHO he wants by just a wink of his eye. Then suddenly one day two years ago, everything changes and he is up for a rude awakening, when discovering what and who is lacking in his life. This time it will take more than just a wink from his eye to get that special person and IF he will do so, it could result in him losing his two best friends forever. Because the target this time, the unsuspecting vision of beauty that he has been dreaming about, is so out of his reach that it's just plain ridiculous.

Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot. 13th September 2016- Completed 13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour 16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour 13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background* 3rd March 2017- 76k reads!

Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be offensive to some people so if you are easily butt hurt I don't suggest you read this. Mostly insults and comebacks. Post are published daily, if not means I'm busy or to lazy to write

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!