JoeinaAspar
"I HAVE THE CRAPPIEST WIFI EVER. LIKE KILL ME PLZ"
"OKAY. *stabs you* THERE YOU GO"
"AHHHHHH, I HAD A NICE LIFE................ *dies peacefully*"
"*grins like a maniac* You don't understand. I AM Herobrine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"erm... ur not herobrine..... ur santa."
"No.... I am le Herobrine Santa. I take yur presents and kill ur parents."
"well... I'm God and Lacey's Jesus"
"Ok. Well I'll take Jesus' presents and kill Mary. And you. Bc u Lacey's Dad."
"God will punish u. You are the devil."
"I is athiest, dumbo. I go to hell for the wifi."
Our lives, in a nutshell.
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Note that a lot of these will be based on text or Wattpad messaging conversations, so there will be spelling mistakes. Most of them will be between us, @Pheonixrises and @Cat_Sugg, but if anyone else is included, we will tag them with their wattpad names, or if they don't have Wattpad, we'll change their names. :)
Love you all!
-Pheonix and Cat