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Basically, the title. Updates are frequent!

Just a bunch of one-shots were the dynamic duo glare at members of the Justice league

I have grown quite bored once more, and once again will give you filthy humans a chance to ask the Home World Leader, Yellow Diamond.

The Crystal Gems are hiding something. Where has Peridot been disappearing to? What happened to make Jasper so unforgiving? What's Lapis's plan to be happy? And does Connie still want to be a Crystal Gem?

Hello my fellow archers! I decided to make another new book! So, welcome to ask and dare Steven Universe! Steven: Hey guys! Pearl: Oh, goodness... Sapphire: You can ask any of us. Crystal gems, humans, fusions, home world gems, even Mayor Dewey if you really wanted to. Tip: So yeah! <==={[

"What shocked me were the already fading bruises on his arms and face, and the tears streaming from his eyes. 'What happened?' I demanded, moving so he could sit next to me on my bed. He stood there for a second, almost like he was fighting with himself, before giving in and collapsing on the bed. 'M-my parents.' Wally stuttered softly, more tears welling in his eyes." Wally's parents are abusive, and it's up to Dick and Roy to make him feel better. Brotherly fluff and bonding! Rated for mentions of abuse.

A Young Justice Fanfiction. After patrol, Robin decides he's hungry. He makes Batman take him to one of America's most beloved fast food restaurants. While ordering he decides to mess with the Bat. "I want applesauce!"

FINISHED We love your support on this, but please comment on the sequel book! ✌❤

Greetings you meaningless clods. I'm growing Bord of waiting on my squad... and the entertainment is gone.... no one left to to do battle for my enjoyment. So I'm giving you a chance to do something worthwhile in your lives. I'm going to listen to each and every one of your questions and answer them to how I see fit.