(First off this isn't a serious story because I'm tired of writing like that. ) A 19 year old girl named Cassidy Craisin and a 60 year old named Alexender Ball meet at the police station. Alex says why he's there and together they end up tracking the person who stole Santa Clauses identity and credit card.

First I should give you a heads up this is going to be really weird but fun ................................. Who knew a couple Doritos (and lays) chips could change so much about people's lives, comas,moving,annoying and terrible love blossoming, revenge,betrayal. (Before we start its the side walk not the lawn but It sounds better as lawn) (And the story is supposed to be rambling )

Janice is, by far, the sexiest creature out there in the murky town of RoadKill. You've been used to swooning over her for years, without her ever even knowing your name. So when she walks right up to you and slaps a piece of paper, containing ten special digits, into your palm, you can tell you've been chosen. You've captured Janice's attention, and now it's up to you to win her heart. [EDITING IN PROGRESS]