Simply a book of lists on how to escape awkward situations, how to procrastinate, and why school can really suck sometimes. Enjoy?

Séan McLoughlin, commonly known as Jack, is the son of the prestigious Alec McLoughlin, president of the Landshark corporation. They specialize in DNA science and creating clones, as well as genetically altering existing animals. Their work has gained them many supporters...and many enemies. Jack is constantly in danger. As heir to the company, he has to stay alive now, as Alec's health is failing him. Constantly plagued by assassins, protesters, and occasionally just drunk men with guns, Jack spends most of his days inside hiding from the world. Then Alec hired a bodyguard. Mark Fischbach. Experienced in almost every field imaginable, he is the perfect bodyguard for timid little Jack. Except nobody expected Jack to open up to him. Nobody thought he'd want Mark to hang around. Nobody thought he'd want him to stay as more than just a shield. "Protect him with your life." That sentence meant something different five months after it was said.

I had nothing. I took care of me, myself, and I. My parents were never at the run down place I called home, because it was a little more than boards held together by nails. My small town job, paying minimum wage of course, held me together. I wasn't sure when I would escape my hell, but it came; and I left. To London. *Note to Readers: The timeline of events in this story does not follow the sequential video timeline of either AmazingPhil or Danisnotonfire. The events are scrambled and chosen to fit in the plot line.

You Have One Unseen Message

A weird and awkward middle schooler named Danah was sitting next to an amazing guy named Oscar at lunch and then believes that they are in love when he doesn't even know her name. She tries very hard to catch his attention with help from her only 2 friends and the support she gets from eating Cheetos. And yes, I am writing based off of a person I know. Deal with it.

Read the original, hit short story of how Mari and David came together only to be ripped apart by unseen enemies. (SPOILERS) This continues the story of their baby girl, the kidnapping of Mari and the commotion back in Portland. The Smosh crew will come together to overcome their enemies in both Peru and Oregon.