A book of headcanons and theories about the space marines we all know and love. Did you know Donut actually wanted to become a theatre star? Or that York's real name is Brent? There's more where that came from, all in this book! Of course, none of this is canon, but it's always fun to read. ;) WARNING: Some chapters may contain spoilers for the series! {Currently not taking submissions} *Red vs Blue belongs to Rooster Teeth. I don't own anything.*

These are short stories that I have rather written when I couldn't sleep, or at school. I hope you enjoy them. There is a some very unappealing language in some of these so I apologize right away.