He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

This is the book of doitsuism. Lord Doitsu is also known as our Lord and saviour. we must all attempt to reach his level of shine, no matter how hard that may seem. May your dreams and future may be as bright and sparkley as a German sparkle party

THIS IS A TROLL. Do not take it seriously.