Bård and Vegard have everything they could need; food, water, shelter, and each other. Of course they have to keep them a secret, they are brothers. But when their mom finds out, all hell breaks loose and you can't fight fire with fire.

Bård and Vegard one day thought it would be cool to go and investigate a abounded insane asylum that according to several places online, had never seen a person inside of it since it got closed down in 1966. But soon after they have enter the asylum they regret entering it, what lies behind the walls of the asylum had all it own reasons of why nobody should ever enter it. /COWRITTEN BY HeavynDragon/

A/N This is a fictional story about a Lincensed Massage Therapist named Beth Russo who works for The New York Palace, in New York City. She is married to Sebastian, a NYPD cop. Their marriage is basically over, but Bas wont let her go, and he has anger issues. Then one day, and one chance encounter with the Norwegian duo Ylvis changes her life forever. Again this is Total Fan Fiction, I mean no disrespect to anyone involved especially Bård and Vegard Ylvisåker and their families. Again this is pure fiction. If I offended anyone, feel free to email me, or leave me a message and I will remove my story. Thank you, and hope you enjoy it. :)

Set during the aerial silk rehearsal (and performance). Not everything goes as planned... Some artistic license/embellishment used. Based off of the retelling of the occurrence by Vegard/Bård in an interview. Enjoy. :) P.S if people like it, I will try and add on an extra chapter or so.

Charlotte and Bård have been together for years and went through a lot together. They are celebrating their relationship when Bård tells Charlotte something that changes everything. DISCALIMER: Bård is in his early 20's and he is not famous in this story.

Mary Laine is a singer in a rock'n'roll band and just happens to meet the Ylvis brothers during her band's tour in Norway. As she's struggling with a drug addiction and a conviction that there's absolutely nothing wrong with her, she gets Bård's attention through her music who would eventually save her life (or not?). As the story evolves through drama, humour, romance, music, drugs, hurt and comfort, Mary Laine manages to find her way of life at last, but could it be too late? Written in an AU where the Ylvis brothers' lives have little to do with reality and are almost completely fictional, which is my way of being respectful to their privacy.